Nick of Time

waaa today i woke up so late when i saw the time on the phone, i literally jumped out from the bed spitting F-bombs all the way to the toilet.

and i thought to myself, 'shit brace your self for some piercing gaze from the lady boss' . this happened once before when i came in late 20 minutes.

drove quickly from melawati all the way to damansara, clocking at about 15 minutes in the red kancil yg uzur2 tu.

during the drive, kinda chilled out a bit, telling my self 'does it makes a difference whether i come late or not, i'm going to go back about 3-4 hours later than normal office going people eventually' so in my mind, 30 minutes was nothing..

but then i kinda remembered about showing discipline and respecting your time and punctuality and stuff and shits, and it just cancels out the first thought. so it kinda became neutral.

then i reached the office and surprise surprise, only one person is there, and he just reached the office too. so all in all, i was technically not late. haha.

what a pointless story.


anyways,

during these past week i've thought myself a sly skill in order to slack off..do your job slowly.

before this i was doing all given assignments on time and then new ones were given afterwards. so the process was kinda non stop. in order to stop new works being given, i thought of way and i tried it a couple of times just to test. issit working or not. i guess it kinda works.

so sod this, imma do my job slowly like a lazy fart. take my time. go to the toilet a couple of times. take many 10 minutes break. sip a cup of milo downstairs. read newspaper.
yesterday, i was the record holder for the most break in a day. today imma break that record.

haha. friday is a holiday. niceee..